Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How long does it take to get my T shirt?

A: Not long! see our ordering and delivery page for more info.

Q: How can I contact you?

A: see our contact us page!

Q: Am I safe?

A: Yes, cards are processed through a secure payment system.

Q: Why can’t I see a ‘s’ after the http when ordering?

A: The answer is a bit ‘techie’ but here goes; the order pages site in an ‘iframe’ on the site so the site URL itself will not show the ‘s’ If you click on the view button on your browser you can see the source code of the page, within this do a search for ‘iframe’ next to this will show the URL in the iframe with the secure ‘s’ (https).

Q: Can I return an item?

A: Yes of course, if you are not 100% satisfied with your T shirts or hoodies just email us and we will arrange a refund or replacement.

Q: If I sign up to the newsletter will I be spammed?

A: No, we will occasionally send you a newsletter with some exciting new T shirts but other than that we won’t bother you, and we certainly won’t pass your details on to a third party.

Q: how long have you been selling T shirts?

A: We have been online since 2005.

Q: How do I know if my T shirt will fit?

A: Before you order be sure to check the size chart for details information on sizing.

Size Guide

Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: The Egg came first. Prior to the arrival of the chicken, a pre-chicken creature that was at least one generation away from our present-day chicken, laid an egg that contained an embryo with DNA consistent with the “new” aviary creature known as chicken. Therefore, the egg that contained the newly evolved chicken preceded its hatching. In other words, prior to the arrival of the first zygotic mix of male and female pre-chicken DNA that combined or mutated to form today’s chicken, there were only non-chickens. The DNA mutations occurred at the cellular level in the zygote developing inside the egg. Therefore, the egg clearly preceded the chicken.

Q: What did the last question have to do with this site?

A: Nothing.

Q: Why would anyone still be reading these FAQs after the last two questions?

A: Boredom is probably the answer, if you are bored we have the perfect T shirt for you, check out the Chairman of the Bored T shirt, or alternatively check out our Random Stuff page.